The World's Best Words
The Best Words in the Best Sequences
This is my writing portfolio -- I was considering using Wix's default text here as a joke, but ultimately decided against it. Hi, Daniel Uhlenberg here. Former baby, aspiring corpse.
Things I've Done
You Can Click on Them
Right-- Right below this subtitle. Yeah, those -- oh, you got it. Ok, sorry, just making sure.
Screenplay 6
I rewrote this one a while back because an old roommate told me that it should end melodramatically, but I have since come to realize that he has terrible taste. Drew -- if you're reading this, I went with the funny ending and I don't wanna hear about it.
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Oh, and I never felt like putting a title on it. If you have any suggestions, let me know. Unless you're my old roommate, Drew.
Snake Person! Ooh! Over Here! Read This One!
Oh boy, I love this one -- it's the pilot I never shut up about. You know how everybody has ONE project that they never shut up about? This is mine. Check it out! I mean, you're already here. Probably all comfortable in your office chair. Why not check it out?
That One Time when the World Ended
Hey! This was the first award-winning script I wrote! Man, community college was fun. It wasn't fun when I was going there, but how dumb are we all when appraising the present? Not to get all philosophical or anything. Only philosophy class I ever took was in community college.
Look what Wix added as filler text! My GOD, that's pretentious. I think I'll leave that below so we can laugh at it together.
"Writing is the geometry of the soul"
- Plato
Contact
You guys wanna hang out sometime? I mean, it's cool if you don't, but I checked with my mom and she said you can come over.
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